Because if you're not 1st you're last!
I find this saying so ironic, even funnier since it's from Talladega Nights and my husband is in love with a girl named Nascar. When did this happen? Was I neglecting him? It's not the proverbial "lipstick on the collar of his work shirt" but more "hours of PVR'd races stored on the recorder". I always thought women who found out their spouse were seeing someone else and said "I didn't see it coming" were liars and just "chose" not to see it. But it's true....I didn't see it coming, one day I wake up and it's Nascar this and Nascar that. Now I'm buying him shirts and decorating his birthday cake with cars. I guess, if you're not first you're last!
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